Barbies are terrible things. they emasculate men and make girls hate themselves. we should all destroy as many barbies as possible. any time something bad happens to a barbie we should be happy. thats why dead barbies are so funny. you may ask “why are they funny?, do barbies really deserve all the hatred you have towards them?. the answers to these questions are: they are funny because it is a fact of nature, and yes. i remember playing with barbies when i was a young boy. yes i am a boy. although many friends i have would question that premise. i would often feel strange after playing with them, like perhaps i had consumed a live ostrich without even noticing. yes, barbies are like a drug. infectious, as their great commercial success will prove. but barbies have a more sinister goal underneath their surface of pretty faces and perfectly proportioned bodies. WORLD DOMINATION! they undermine human dominance on the planet by seeking to turn all the youth into larger copies of them. and like in the end of Animal Farm, we shall no longer be able to tell who is human and who is Barbie (or was it pigs?). and so we come to the end of this long-winded rant against the tyranny of all things Barbie and to the main point. this blog seeks to ridicule barbies, in order to subvert and undermine their efforts to consume the human race. we do this by making them appear humorous, and non threatening. so we portray them as dead barbies. this is funny because it takes something that we should be afraid of, and makes it comical. If you need further instruction in this field i suggest you go see one of the “Scary Movies.” So to make good on my mission i have included below some very humorous pictures of dead barbies. as a matter of fact, they don’t even have to be dead (although that is preferable), as long as we mock their existence we resist their rise to power.
silly goose 
this barbie isnt dead yet.. BUT IT WILL BE!!.
If this barbie doesn’t get help….uh oh 
it was unavoidable.
